Nancy Clench: Fickle fame! Upstaged by the First Minister
Well, it’s been quite a week! Since I started as a guest columnist for The National my global reputation has ballooned, the Admiral Duncan has been packed of a Monday night, and I’ve been inundated with media enquiries. I met a journalist last week who asked if anyone had done an exclusive on me yet. I told him only the Daily Record, the New York Times, Attitude magazine, and Buzz Feed news. He looked crushed. I love all this new found adulation; I’m waiting for the celebrity endorsement offers to roll in, and hoping it results in free samples of make-up and extra-large pantyhose. And a new bra. I’ve been told that Nancy needs to invest in some more glamorous lingerie. So far it’s just Astroglide lubricant.