SO there we have it. We’ve been telt!

As Johnson and Starmer scurry south to their increasingly exposed cesspit of elitism, cronyism and unlawlessness, we, the Scottish electorate, have been put right. Thank goodness we’ve been saved!

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We’ve been privileged to enjoy a lecture tour from our VIP visitors, each of whom engaged with an infinitesimal number of natives but feel it their duty to ignore the unambiguous result of an election barely two months old, to tell us what we really want and what we should do.

Thanks for that guys! Now “here’re your coats, what’s your hurry”!

I Easton
Glasgow

WOULD Boris Johnson or Keir Starmer be able to find their way to the Scottish Parliament without consulting any help whatsoever?

Watson Crawford
Newstead, Melrose